Sulus Becoming Delirious

• Plot to assassinate Kiram, followers bared
• Philippine Daily Inquirer
• 4:40 pm | Tuesday, March 19th, 2013
• MANILA, Philippines – An alleged foreign hit squad has arrived in the country to assassinate Sulu Sultan Jamalul Kiram III and his adviser Pastor “Boy” Saycon, according to sultanate spokesperson Abraham Idjirani.
• In a news briefing Tuesday, Idjirani disclosed that a “foreign military colonel” arrived with four “commandos” and hired three local assassins allegedly to kill Kiram and his followers.
• Idjirani asked the National Bureau of Investigation, the Philippine National Police and Armed Forces of the Philippines to check on their information that the hit squad stayed at the Maxim’s Hotel in Pasay City.
• Idjirani said a lawyer, who was supposedly approached by the foreigners, told Saycon about the plot.

I know this assassin squad.  They are known as Sargeant Ortega, the Four Amigos Plus Three Pinoys. They first approached the Philippine Daily Inquirer to have their pictures taken (you know just in case). But the Inquirer ran out of flash bulbs so they had to settle for leaving their business cards. Here is the business card :

p.s. In the Philippines these types of stories are swallowed hook line and sinker. They also believe thair tangkal makes them invincible. By the way where is Azzimudin Kiram? Either has has run out of credit and cant call home or he is swimming with the fish in the Sulu Sea.